I will be exercising my democratic rights for the first time ever on September 27, 2009, because Germany is holding federal elections.
The question is: who to vote for?
Of course, there are online quizzes:
Wahl-O-Mat zur Bundestagswahl 2009
(In German)
And there are books:

But still. I mean, I know I can eliminate the NPD, the Marxist-Leninists, the Grey Panthers and other fringe parties like the Partei Bibeltreuer Christen and 'Die Violetten - für spirituelle Politik.'
But Die Linke has become mainstream, largely because many Germans want troops out of Afghanistan (sound familiar?) and because the financial crisis-as-metaphor for the inevitable decline of capitalism has become something of a leftist rallying cry. Plus, Germany is generally fairly left-leaning, far more than, say, France.
They also have kind of badass ads ;)

I definitely just went there.
Unexpectedly, though, the Christian Democrats have also tried to sex up their ads:

(spiegel.de)
Caption: "We have more to offer."
This is so completely out of character that it is kind of awesome.
The Green Party has a sense of humour, too:

More on the other political parties later. But for now:
What would you vote for?
Tits or bum?